Captain: Gentlemen and Ladies, due to a slight technical problem we have been delayed a further fifteen minutes. Sorry for the inconvenience, we will have this bird in the air as soon as the First Class toilet can properly evacuate the rare and exotic caviar it will no doubt receive en-route (possibly exaggerated).Anyway, whilst in Istanbul I took some pictures. They are shown below. A bit more of a story and a few more shots from one of my favourite cities coming up soon.
Guy Beside Me: eh man, can yous believe dis shit? I dinnt pay free pounds last minnet to be delayed fer en our.
Me: What the fuck, we are still on the ground. Why is there tea in my lap? Dammit.
















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